Week 7 Power Rankings
- F & F: The Fast & Furious (Last week #1)
- Bar: Happy Hour (Last week #4)
- SBD: Strong (Last week #6)
- Ravens: Young Gunz (Last week #2)
- Patriots: In Turmoil (Last week #3)
- Dragons: Persistent (Last week #5)
- Saints: Looking good (Last week #8)
- Stallions: Moving on Up (Last week 9)
- America: Middle of the Road (Last week #7)
- Green Machine: Playing Hard (Last week #11)
- Ex-Presidents: Not Present (Last week #10)
Week 6 Power Rankings
- F & F: They are running a tab at the Bar’s expense. They may have their number. (Last week #3)
- Ravens: Some inexperienced players,but plenty of talent.. (Last week #2)
- Patriots: Too many head cases! Paging Dr. Greg. (Last week #1)
- Bar: Their franchise would be undefeated if not for F & F. (Last week #4)
- Dragons: This could be the turning point in their season. (Last week 9)
- SBD: Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde. Will the real SBD please stand up. (Last week #5)
- Team America: New QB again, but plenty of weapons to win every week. (Last week #7)
- Saints: Showing progress, right now toughest team to beat. (Last week #6)
- Stallions: The weapons are there, but they need better defense. (Last week #8)
- Ex-Presidents: Nothing special about their play. They need a spark. (Last week #10)
- Green Machine: This machine may need WD-40 to get cranking. (Last week #11)
Week 5 Power Rankings
- Patriots – It took a Hail Mary to win but they won. WOW (Last week #1)
- Ravens – Spoile the return of Revis! Next time knock it down! (Last week #2)
- F&F – Some family took the week off and did not skip a beat (Last week #4)
- Bar – Viper was back in command and Silkly missed you! (Last week #5)
- SBD – The offensive production is slowly down. Gov ok? (Last week #3)
- Saints – Consistency on both sides keeps them marching. (Last week #6)
- Team America – Trying to get the stars and stripes flying (Last week #7)
- Stallions – The Blue and Orange is back! How y'all feel?! (Last week #9)
- Dragons – Lost some of their fire this week but will rebound (Last week #8)
- Ex-Presidents – Showed proof of life. Where is the GM? (Last week #11)
- Green Machine – Tough lose this week need to recircuit (Last week #10)
Week 4 Power Rankings
- Patriots - They are finding a way to win! (Last week #2)
- Ravens - These aren't your Daddy's Raven (Last week #6)
- SBD - Tough lost but still a force to be reckon with (Last week #1)
- F&F - It's not about the refs. Play Football! (Last week #3)
- Bar - No Viper. No Greg, No Bryan - No Problem (Last week #4)
- Saints - On a 3 Game Skid (Last week #5)
- Team America - They look really good at times (Last week #7)
- Dragons - Need to address their QB situation (Last week #8)
- Stallions - Our runners up from last season still rebuilding (Last week #9)
- Green Machine: - A win, is a win, is a win! (Last week #10)
- Ex-Presidents: - In a state of emergency (Last week #11)
Week 3 - Power Rankings
- SBD: Impressive on offense and defense will be tought to beat (Last week #1)
- Patriots: They are just that good and focused on the prize! (Last week #2)
- F & F: Attention! Their female has arrived! Hide Yo Husbands! (Last week #3)
- The Bar: Soft part of schedule is over...now the real games begin (Last week #4)
- Saints: Hammer could not turn this mutha out this week. (Last week #5)
- Ravens: Finally getting better but have not been tested yet. (Last week #6)
- Team America: Tons of weapons but too inconsistent to win (Last week #7)
- Dragons: Last minute comeback has finally ignited their fire. (Last week #9)
- Stallions: Struggling to keep horses in the stables. Where's twitter? (Last week #8)
- Green Machine: Offense is starting to make plays and cash in! (Last week #10)
- Ex-Presidents: Despite the 2 losses Utah is unstoppable at safety (Last week #11)
Week 2 - Power Rankings
- SBD: In Stealth Mode, they are playing at top form. (Last week #1)
- Patriots: a.k.a Patriot Nation, Hard to beat with their experience (Last week #2)
- F&F: The Champ is still here, playing tough with only 6 players (Last week #3)
- The Bar: On road to redemption? Building a winning tradition. (Last week #4)
- Saints: Too Legit to Quit, Hammer has the team focused (Last week #5)
- Ravens: Back to back wins!!, This is Big Sexy's team now! (Last week #7)
- Team America: Need Stabilization plan, Have played consistent and it shows (Last week #6)
- Stallions: Their receivers are starting to emerge but miss Megatron. (Last week #10)
- Dragons: Not breathing fire yet, Not enough offense to win (Last week #8)
- Green Machine: Investing in their future, Played tough games this week. Getting on Track. (Last week #11)
- Ex-Presidents: Still in the "0"val office, Lost a tough one to the Ravens (Last week #9)
Week 1 - Power Rankings
- SBD: Locked in and Loaded with the Governator (last week #3)
- Patriots: The Dream Team avoided a nightmare, They better Wake Up! (last week #1
- Friends & Family: Still the Champs, at least for now. (last week #2)
- The Bar: The Jury is still out on the roster changes? (last week #4)
- Saints: Can't Touch this! with the Hammer (last week #5)
- Team America: A Class Act all the way...... (last week #7)
- Ravens: Learning to fly with Kevin Flynn (last week #6)
- Dragon: Signs of Life with the First Lady (last week #9)
- Ex Presidents: The cabinet is assembled and ready to go... (last week #10)
- Stallions: C Rich$ will right the ship (last week #11)
- Green Machine: Tons of Talent, they will improve. (last week #8)
- Heat: The pilot light is almost out (last week #12)
Fall 2011 Preseason Power Rankings
- Patriots - The Dream Team?
- Friends and Family - A little less family and a little more friends
- SBD - The Governator is back retooled and ready to go
- The Bar - The Viper is back, where is "G"?
- Saints - Please "Hammer" don't hurt em'!
- Ravens - "These ain't your daddy's Ravens
- Team America - Stars and Stripes Forever
- Green Machine - All systems checked and ready to go!
- The Dragons - One last breath
- Ex-Presidents - AKA The Dead Presidents
- The Stallions - Show me the $Money$
- Heat - Looking for a spark